bile tuhan dah kata itu, ITU lah dia..

title entri mcm nak gempak..tapi content cam boleh taip sambil mengorek idong..huh..saya, dengan ini, mahu memaklumkan bahawa entri yan bakal saya titipkan adalah dipanggil sebagai entri tat kala bosan..inilah yang akan terjadi seandainya anda menetap di ulu banat negeri selangor dan teramatlah jauh dari civilization..anda akan menghantar entri yang tiada hala tuju tanpa adanya target audience..yes, saya tahu saya sudah mula menjajar dari trak menulis blog..
ok..hari nih mau cakap bahasa melayu sehabis baik memandangkan dah hari ckp english (walaupon cam tak hebat) kat dlm class,jumpe lecturer, dan lain lain..

baiklah..setelah beberapa hari i merentas hujan batu, merenangi lautan api, i akhirnya berjaya claim duit zakat selangor untuk bantuan pendidikan untuk anak2 selangor..IYE, ANAK SELANGOR DPT BANTUAN PENDIDIKAN DARI LEMBAGA ZAKAT SELANGOR-RM1000 YE UNTUK DEGREE..diploma rm750..SILA CLAIM!!shoosh shosh..scram now people..ok..penat ok turun naek bangunan amek cop itulah,cop inilah..haih..mcm mcm...seb baek dpt..kalau tak nak bakar je pusat zakat tu..then nak simpan abu die n gaul dgn mknan rabbit i n bagi die mkn..YES..ok2..bebalik kepada cerita i..btollah kalau org kate..if Allah kate itu, ITU lah dia..plss study the cases that will be stated below..

1. disebabkan turun naiknya i untuk mencari cop untuk borang tu..Farhan Mcsteamy kate muscle betis i keras..woot woot..!!
2. i tgh tgk so you think you can dance n terfikir, kenape lah i tak jadi that skinny and that good in dancing..coz if i was, mesti i leh buat podium kt any club runtuh because of my moves..tapi Allah itu hebat..die tak jadikan i sume itu sbb if He did, I akan jadi super hot, and super best and super genius that i akan rule dunia ini..well, ALLAH itu mmg hebat..Dia halang itu sume dari berlaku..
3.I tgh search tenet pasal tesis yang tak dtg2 menjelma ideanya..n i teringin nak search pasal Marilyn Manson..u know wat..die dah operate die nye backbone so that he can be bendy enough to perform blowjob on himself!!EEUUUWW right?????hish..kalau tak kerana kebuntuan idea, mesti i tatau this marilyn manson guy is super freaking sick..(not that i tatau die tuh sick)

see see, apa yang tuhan buat..sume ada reason..so, never regret what you've done unless it's worth enough to be regrated about..

ok..off to bed now...tata..

rindu rindu part 2..

cam gampang btol la tenet kat sini!!penat i type panjang2!!takleh save lak!!WATAFAK!!anyway, selepas berkurunan i promised nak blogging bout my other 2 besties...presenting...rindu rindu part 2!!!woooohoooooo~ok,im overdramatising..

friend number 3:

this is my friend, waznah nazra. i called him wiwit,wuwut,wowo, wiwi and many other name that i feels like calling her. wiwit loves to laugh, walk and talks very very fast. she gots the best laugh..we would go "raising-eye-brow" if we heard her laugh. i tell you, die gelak SGT ikhlas. wiwi loves to make up make up. i think im the only one dlm chunkies yang tak reti make up kot..maybe due to the fact yang i ada natural beauty and i dont need makeup to highlight my beauty..wah wah(blowing my own trumpet now).wawa is the only chunky yang pernah teman i gi joget. but instead of joget, wuwush prefers to just goyang on the dancefloor. she thinks she's cool.=) by the way, wowow is working now, thus..that makes her the chunky with most money..n she was supposed to belanje me mkn the next time i come and see her. back in the teknik years, people called her AC. i swear of god, she doesnt look like AC mizal. to those who still calls her AC, I'LL KICK YOU ON YOUR HAIRY ASSES!!i lovesh you waznah wiwit wuwu nazra!!

friend number 4:

lastly, this is my last babe, nur amalina binti sidek, whom we called meyna. meyna was my classmates for two years. we used to tak bleh bertemu mata ke mata (you know what i mean) but we're cool now. she's as preety as she looks in the picture here. meyna is really loud and she talks like a baby. she thinks she's cute(eheh).meyna also likes to make up make up. she is currently in uitm doing her degree..(yeke??)she's one of the strongest lady i ever known. strongest as in mentally la..other areas i donno..heh..

TO MY BABES, ALL 4 OF YOU..I JUST WANNA SAY; THOUGH WE ARE FAR APART FROM ONE ANOTHER, THOUGH TIME IS NOT OUR BESTEST FRIEND IN SEEING EACH OTHER, THOUGH WE HAVE OUR OWN LIFE, YOU GUYS WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART. THANK YOU FOR ALL THE THINGS YOU GUYS HAVE DONE TO ME, AND THANK YOU FOR THE FRIENDSHIP YOU GUYS SHARED WITH. I CHERISH IT FOR LIFE. AS WE ALL GROW OLDER AND EACH OF US ARE BECOMING WISER, YOU GUYS ALWAYS MEANS ALOT TO ME. EVERYWHERE I GO, I WILL ALWAYS CARRY YOU GUYS IN MY HEART AND MIND. GOD BLESS AND I LOVE YOU..WITH ALL MY HEART..(blog sambil nanges-nanges)

tata..

WOOOUUUUIIISSSHHHH!!

wajah mase tunggu nak reload touch n go..panjang wo..nak balik unisel..

unisel dah start dgn sem baru..my class only have 3 days of classes..tuesday,thursday and friday..woot woot!!ekceli tak leh nak woot woot sgt cuz arrangement hari mcm gamps je..okeh okeh..

balik sabtu, sabtu mlm gi tgk taking of pelham 123...(best gilew) n then gi mkn kat ar-rawsha di jln damai..zidane yang serve kami..wah wah wah!!..

ahad gi mandi kat air terjun rempit aka kanching..seronok..ade freeshow..=)

tapi ibu slalu ckp..jgn hepi2 sgt..nanti nanges..and once again..kate kate ibu telah dibuktikan dengan keberlakuannya incident ini........

al kisah....

mase masuk rumah sewa..i tgk rumah cam ladang ternakan buku2 dan kertas2 notes..bersepah..tunbuh melata di lantai..so, i pon buat keputusan untuk mengemas ape yang termampu..so, kemas punye kemas..i ingat nak lah kemas bilik..so, first thing first, kene sapu kan? angkat la extension wire yang ade kat lantai..off sume plug yang ade kat extension tuh, n cabut segala bagai plug yang ada..tapi i lupe nak off main plug..by the time i pegang extension tuh..KEBABOM!!kene electric shot yang sgt hebat sampai mohd bb kate i jatuh menggelupur kat lantai umah..(cam dlm cite holiwud kan??) see see, lame weh i kene electric shot tuh..ol i remembered was i jerit panggil mohd bb yang ade depan umah tgh smoking n i remembered i mengucap sbb seriously, i ingat i nak mati dah time tuh..n by the time i lepas je extension tu, i tros nanges la, ape laie..jari dah berlubang dan maha sakit n i tros plok kaki mohd bb sbb terkejot kot..saket weh!!(ok yang pelok kaki mohd bb tuh cam a bit dramatic lah kan..haha) then mohd bb sroh i cuci lubang2 yang berada ditangan tuh..nangis bkan sbb saket..tapi sbb nampak my entire life flash back kat otak mase kene karen tuh..wah wah wah!!serious..tak tipu!!

then mohd bb kate i slalu sgt accident..bile die ckp baru i perasaan..huish..

case no.1: tertumpah air baru lepas masak yang still dlm heater ke peha..mohd bb berada di tempat kejadian..die tgh mkn megi..sbb tuh dah jarang pakai shorts skrg..hahah..bak kata ibu,"TUHAN NAK TUNJUK KAT KAMU TU JGN PAKAI PENDEK PENDEK LAGI,PADAN MUKE"

case no.2: kene electric shot sbb lupe yang extension tuh bawah die dah takde case..bodo!!..mohd bb pon ada..tgh isap rokok kat luar..

case no.3: mase on the way nak gi mkn, dipukul oleh seat kereta sendri sbb tak control seat tuh mase nak adjust die..mohd bb ade jugak, tgh drive..

tgk tgk jari i!!!

now its official..i, NOR ENY ALIA is a clumsy person..

sekian, terime kasot..

rindu rindu..

hello, these are my bestfriends..i miss them n i hope they're missing me too.. =(
friend number 1:
this is nad. her real name is nadia liyana binti mohamed alipah.she's my very first real friend when i was in sekolah teknik. we sleep in the same bed, share the same passions almost about everything in this whole entire world. nadia liyana used to be a rapper..(wah!!kantoi je)she once wrote me a rap version of how she felt about me(as her friend la). she told me that i'm the cookie monster of her jar(see, aku ingat tau!!)hehe..we share almost everything together back then. the only thing that makes us different is that nad loves black and i'm more into pink.when first i saw her, i thot she was some nerd as she bahasekan diri die as "saya" when talking to the seniors. haha..but she turn out to be as much fun as i am..owh, n another thing, nad loves to wake me up in the middle of the night if she cant sleep..


nad: eny eny, (sambil goncang bahu i)teman aku..aku tak leh tido..
eny: (sambil mate still pejam) ok ok...esok nak mkn kat canteen ke kat dm??
nad: tatau la..aku rase...(die akan start berborak dgn i)
eny: kroh kroh kroh..(i da tido)

i miss doing things with her..cayelah,if i jumpe die..n buat sleepover..confirm tak tido..

friend number 2:

this is fatin nadiah fauzi. i called her aten. aten is one of the preetiest friend i ever had(dont worry yang, u still are). relationship between me and aten is very interesting..we haf our ups and downs. i started to be close to her when i was in form 5. before that, i think she hates me because of the stupid thing i said. i was stupid back then n i said things i shouldnt said. aten is best in loving a person.once she loves, she will never turn back. for me, aten is a person with loads of love to share. though she looks ugly in this picture, in real life, she is really pretty. aten loves to eat and go karok. when she sang "if i was a boy", she sounded like an opera singer. aten is also single. i just dont understand why she is still single.so, im here to promote her and ends her single'ness' era.but to those who wants to date her, they have to go thru me first as i will evaluate you guys before handing you to this great frind of mine. i love u aten..=)

to the girls up there, i just wanna tell u how much u give impacts in my life..the smallest,littlest things u've done make my little life much happier and brighter. without u, i'm not who i am now..

if you guys see these nad and faten out there, please tell them that i miss them so much..

p/s: friend number 3 and 4 will be continued on the next post..ibu bising,kain tak basoh laie..=(

woot woot!!

sok sek sok sek..its been like forever since my last post..wah wah wah!!almost a year barulah nak post post baru kan..=) may be this is due to the fact yang tetiap kali i masok fb org..sume ade blog, so..being wannabe, i pon nak gak sambung blog yang dah berspider web dan retak menanti belah neh..




ok,seblum pape..just nak ckp, today is our 3rd year anniversary!!yeyyyy!!woot woot!!long live US bb..yey!!3 years gone, 100 more to go kan yayang??
ok..im obsessing now..NEXT..





THIS IS US..WHEN I WAS STILL CUTE (now i'm gorjes ok??)AND HE'S LESS GOOD LOOKING

(p/s: people bleh insert gambar kan??i pon nak..weee~!)






i was supposed to daftar my new semester today but due to the perkara2 yang tidak dapat dielakkan, i've changed my plan and register esok plak..mase memule cuti sem bermule, i'm dying to go back to unisel as soon as i possibly can..when the holiday is almost over, cam malas plak nak balek dan menghadap aktiviti2 yang tak berape nak productive yang ditawarkan oleh unisel..haih..bosan ok di unisel tu..

and let me tell you what i've been doing for the last 3 weeks of holiday..

1. wake up at 2 p.m (haih..anak dara, anak dara)
2. tgk tb sampai lebam.
3. makan ape yang dihidangkan dirumah..if there's none, go out n buy mekdi.
4. tgk tb laie..ask me anything about the nanny n i assure u u'll get the answer.. and the correct one sum more..
5.go out with elda n bad..
6.on fb n play ol sort of games offered in it..
7. basoh baju,sidai baju n lipt baju..
8. kene bebel oleh ibu dan seisi rumah for not being productive during the holiday..

and that's all..nothing else..jap, come to think about it..same je if i duduk rumah atau di unisel..same je tak productive..hahaha...

but i think today is the most productive day of my entire 3-weeks holiday as i'm going to:

1. go to kajang with adil to buy some stationaries n present for mohd bb..
2. working on the present for mohd bb..
3. collect all my baju-bajan yang ol over the place tuh..
4. kemas n pack all the things to bergerak ke unisel tomorrow..
5. send darth vader to carwash..die dah busuk..
6. go threading..kening dah cam shinchan.. ':(

wah,that's one long list..(ceh,8 jeh kot!!)..so i guess im off now..nak mandi!!tata...

"SEMPURNA.."

It's 4.15 in the morning when I'm typing my heart out..Yes,call me insomniac if u may..Tak pernah terlintas difikiran pun nak buat blog selama nih but I guess I haf too much things to say to the world and i figure this is the way of me telling u guys bout wat's going on in the world from my so-called point of view by not actually "telling" you guys..tetibe the idea of "PURR-fect" menjengah keminda..(for those who arent able to decode that..its actually perfect..haha,who am i kidding..if u guys are able to use the blog,i guess u are capable of understanding the bloggers' jargon kan?)enuff said..teringat kala pertama berburak pasal "KEKASIH SEMPURNA",wah!!agak gah bunyi nye kan?haha..berabis nih!!It was Sunday and I was having a kununnye supper lah(tapi makan cam tak hengat dunia) with my bestie nadia(i love u babe!!)..and she's..late..as always..tak dpt recall for how many minutes she was late tapi sempatlah berkenalan dgn abg UKM meja sebelah..haha(hello,make use of every seconds of ur time weh!!)ok ok..berbalik kepada cerita tadi..nadia came with this sour face she always had every single time she had a fight with Afiq..out of no where,she said..with her makcik-makcik tone of voice.."macammana kau define perfect?"..ringing me out of the blues,agak terkesima lah jugak dgn persoalan yang diajukan..i asked her back in return.."apesal?"..and nadia started to tells me wat had actually happend petang tadi..haha..si afiq tinggalkan die sbb nak gi main futsal..(mungkin how she defines perfect bf is not the one who ditch her for a futsal game kot..)alahai yang oi..nak tergelak pon ade..tapi takpela,being a good friend..as always(wah!!im blowing my own trumpet here..haha..TOO!!TOO!!)..i asked her back..ok ok..korang pon fikirkanlah sekali lah kan..(thats the point of reading a blog right?)how do u guys define perfect boyfriend/girlfriend?is PERFECT defines as flawless?no mistakes done?great looking(good looking is definitely not enuff)?ntahla..every individu has their own interpretation on what they understand about perfect kan?asks yourself, take a look at your partner..is he/she has all ticks on the list of "PERFECT-NESS"?believe me..its impossible..kalau ade tuh, i think u may have to recheck where he/she really came from..mungkin the word sempurna or perfect itu sebenarnya..SUBJEKTIF..though he/she made lots of mistakes that can definitely will throw them out from the "PERFECT-NESS" list..let just say..for example..you have this kind of boyfriend=he promised u to pick u up after work dan dgn riang ria nya,you put on your 4 inch killer high heels just to impress him wih your "lenggang-lenggok" while u were walking but 10 minutes after that,he called and says that he cant pick u up as he has to meet a client after work and made u walk with that KILLER high heels to the nearest bus stop (yang tak berape nak dekat tuh..) but that night he offers you a foot massage,you might have a boyfriend who have the stinkiest foot you've ever smells but still,he's the most romantic person u ever met that every words that come out from his mouth melts your heart..(wink2*..i heart you bb..=))but u'll find that those "flaws" are all considerable as he/she will always finds a way to make up to it.dia mungkin tidak dapat semua tanda betul dalam senarai SEMPURNA anda,tapi..somehow..u guys tau yang dia tuh sebenarnya..cukup sempurna..(tetibe nak nyanyi lagu SEMPURNA..wah!!lamenye tak gi karaoke!!)..bak kata orang..kerna sayang..tak pon atas nama cinta..(haha..)your soulmates is the person who you are not..and who your soulmate are not is who you are..lebih mudah..you guys compliment each other..and i guess..that's why i say..sempurna itu subjektif..tiada siapa yang sempurna..wat is considered as sempurna bagi pihak yang ni..mungkin tidak sempurna bagi pihak yang lain..vice versa jugaklah kiranya..apa yang penting..once love steps its foot on the heart's ground, you're possible to do the impossibles..for those who havent meet the "perfect" partner..keep on looking..and dun be too hard on them..you'll find one..believe me..i know..coz i've found mine..=)